Here's the thing, I am not the first one to do this. In fact I am admitting I am stealing this idea from Betsy Learner. But it is so good I don't think she'll mind. So let's have some fun.
Hi, my name is Joyce and I am a writer. I tried to stop, many times. I tried but I kept going back to the keyboard, over and over again. It was like a siren song. I couldn't help it. And really, who was I hurting? Just myself. And I admit I
often,okay, okay most of the time wrote alone. I even went out a night and did it. Once I even used grocery money to pay my way to a writer's conference. There I said it. I am a writer! There were times when it was so bad I had to go to the library for a fix, to be near them--books! Books! and more books.
Okay, so you know you're addicted. Time to come clean. You'll feel so much better.!