Q: How
much money do you make?
A: I
just smile and laugh, inside, ruefully
Q: When
will the book be made into a movie?
A: Someday,
maybe
Q: Did
you write all the books in this store?
A: Nope
Q: How
long does it take to write a book?
A: About
18 months from start to finish. This is usually when the student looks at me
with bugged out eyes.
Q: Did
you draw the pictures?
A: No,
but some really nice, talented people did. This is usually when a look of
disappointment passes over the child’s face.
Q: Are
you famous? Do you know J.K. Rowling?
A: No,
I am not really famous except around here and no, never met J.K.
Q: How
about the Diary of Wimpy Kid guy?
A: Nope,
but I met Colonel Sanders once. This is usually when the child looks at me like
I just spouted broccoli out of my ears.
Q: Did
you have to read the book when you wrote it?
A: This
is a very interesting questioning. Yes, I say, I read the book about ten times.
This is usually when the students look at me like I have just sprouted broccoli
out of my ears.
Q: Are
you rich?
A: (Shaking
head) Nope. This usually confuses the child because they really think all
writers are loaded down with bags of money.
Q: What’s
the best thing about being a author?
A: Meeting
great kiddoes!